St. Porge Redux

After my last post, I have been inspired to create a new patron saint for England that mirrors our modern day national identity. Like him? He's a handsome feller eh?

I've really gone for something different this time... unlike our old patron saint, St. Porge has never slain a dragon although he’ll talk your arm off about the time he did. He claims to be English but he's really of mixed European descent like most of us Brits. And he was born in an Arab world ruled by greedy morons who claim Christian ethics that persecuted him for what he believes in... ehhh... maybe I'm going to have to rethink this one...