Happy Halloween

Cost of not bothering to get up on Halloween = extra day in bed
Cost of buying the nearest thing left to a pumpkin on day after = £1.60
Ending up with a jack-o-lantern made from a Melon = PRICELESS

In other news: what the hell is up with people on Halloween these days? I don't recall October 31st being annual 'dress up as a whore princess / fairy' day...

More gore, less Disney please.